WEDDING BELLS…BOBBY EKE GETS HOOKED

•   AFTER 50 YEARS OF BACHELORHOOD, CELEBRITY STYLIST FINDS HIS MISSING RIB

At last, Bobby Eke has quit the playing fields; like a ball weary soccer star, he has outgrown the pitch and lure of balling on alien and familiar turfs. The celebrity hair stylist and owner of Bobby Signatures, is excited to leave the singles club and eager to unwrap the exciting institution of marriage. He is bubbling with excitement as he eagerly counts down to his big day.

Having spent more over 50 years as a bachelor, Bobby has had his fill of the travails and triumphs of a single man. At the time he was down, it was obvious to many of his admirers that he had no serious relationship with the opposite sex. His single status has provoked all manner of insinuations, but his friends insisted that he was only taking his time to search for ‘Mrs. Right’ who unfortunately had been elusive.

The latest gist is that he has located his ‘missing rib’ and he is ready to say ‘yes, I do’ anytime soon. Fondly called Bobby by friends, the handsome dude suffered a mild stroke two years ago and was treated in one of the best hospitals in India. But all that is now firmly in the past as Bobby is now as fit as a fiddle.