PAT UTOMI: WHAT IS GOING ON?

As of the time of writing, they say you are still looking for the venue of the primaries. Why na, don’t you have Google map? After all the work we have put together including organizing a befitting evening for you in Victoria Island where we assembled over 100 of your friends to listen to you talk. I really hope this story is not true because I would really be sad if you could not find your way to the venue of the primaries. Thankfully, I am also receiving reports that you may have emerged winner of another faction.

Whatever the case may be, if someone of your acclaimed astuteness emerges as the governor of Delta State, then some of us will have to migrate to Asaba to begin to enjoy the full benefits. By the way can I ask you a question, they say you are the one that wrote the blueprint that Tinubu is using to kick people out in Lagos: Is that true because if it is true, you have to go collet your blueprint back o before they use it to carry my wife go o with the way she is shouting Sanwo olu in my house?