Seyi Tinubu: Batman on the Prowl

For those of us that grew up as ajebutter, you will know the story of Batman in Gotham City. Batman was a rich industrialist by day and a crime fighter by night. They called him the caped crusader as nobody knew his identity. He would fly around Gotham City fighting crime and bringing the bad boys to book. It seems we have a Batman in Abuja if the video clips that we have seen are anything to go by.

The first son of the President Tinubu, Seyi, who I must confess, I really like personally, was seen at night “separating” fight. From the video, I could see him in the darkness, putting his head on the other person’s head in a bid to pacify him. My first thought was that, I hope this person washed his mouth o or did not have COVID-19 before he come and mess up our own Prince William o.

The other day, he was sighted on Roller Skates rolling down the streets with about one zillion security men, panting and running after him. It cannot be easy to protect such a restless and popular figure. I am sure in assigning officers, they will be looking at officers who are physically fit and are good in hand-to-hand combat or how do you want to manage it when a Batman is separating fight with his bare “head” and is using roller skates as primary mode of transport.

Me, I sha like the bobo so I won’t yab him that much, I will wait until he gives himself the “baba eleran” general of Nigeria then we go “yari”. For now, well-done Batman.