LET’S NOT DRINK TO SCIENCE

As a science teacher I told my students how scientists had improved the world through their research and experiments but now I have some doubts.

Researchers at ETH Zurich have developed a gel that will break down alcohol in the gut and reduce the level of intoxication but why? If you want to have less alcohol, drink lite beer.

Rather being spoil sports, scientists have so many other tasks to complete, stopping cancer, feeding the world, or clean and safe energy. Enough for a few years work.

Let’s hope they don’t take the caffeine out of coffee? Oops, too late. Thanks a lot! Now just leave chocolate alone.

Dennis Fitzgerald,

Melbourne, Australia