OLUSEGUN OBASANJO, PETER OBI: KINDLY, STAND CLEAR

We have seen reports of these two rushing to intervene on this matter and I am wondering why.

Peter Obi is beginning to wear himself thin. Does he even have time for the other room with the way he is gallivanting all over the place? Burial, wedding, schools, chieftaincy title everything and everywhere, the man will land with black trad and black shoes – he go soon tire before the elections.

Now exactly what are we begging here for, I don’t understand. Someone wrote a book o, he was not just talking in a drunken stupor in a beer parlour o, he wrote a whole book and distributed it very widely, globally making very strong allegations against a principality – you notice I dey fear to mention the principality’s name for obvious reason.

Me, I be orphan and I no be member of Afenifere. The one wey be member of Afenifere is spending his second week in jail talkless of me, and we don’t have up to six SAN in Akwa Ibom that will defend me.  Mbok, make una leave me o – the allegations not only touch principality but the whole of the judiciary.

This is a call to a duel and like men they must be allowed to duel. For a lot of us, this is not a fight between these two people but a fight for the sanctity of the judiciary and by extension the rule of law. This fight must be fought to its logical conclusion because it will either strengthen the judiciary or give us a more compelling reason to reform it. So my people, there should be no begging.

If dreadlock crusader beg and principality agree, then principality will have a comma on his integrity and contributions to judiciary for the rest of his life and beyond. If dreadlock begs, he would have lost all credibility, his community and would be left in the dustbin of history as one never to be taken seriously.

So, I dey wonder how he will even beg sef. Sorry, Baba, all those things I wrote, I did not mean them? I was sexually starved so my frustrations led me to writing them? Mbok let’s be serious. The book has gone far and wide as they are saying that it is now on the bestseller list on Amazon.

Principality sef showing his lack of understanding of how modern times work has gone to secure court order like we have been told, stopping the sale of the book and seizing royalty – laugh want to kill me here. Stop ke, when the book is not inside Abiola Bookshop or Odusote Bookshop.

Daddy, the book is on Amazon. Your court jurisdiction dey there? Royalty is not in Agbonmagbe Bank, it’s inside crypto o.

Please stop making me laugh with all these diversionary things. Let’s face the court, Nigerians need this court case. Obi and Obi please go and sit down. Thank you.